Man Files World’s Largest Lawsuit for $2 Undecillion

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A Photo of Purisima’s Bloodied Finger

62 year-old Anton Purisimia has filled the world’s largest ever lawsuit, for 2 undecillion dollars, or $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.  Of course, that is far more money than currently exists on the planet.  What prompted the lawsuit?  Purisimia claims his middle finger was bitten off a “rabies-infected” dog.

In the evidence Purisimia submitted was handwritten notes and a photo of his middle finger bandaged, but still very much attached to his hand.  He claims the pain and damages he suffered “cannot be repaired by money” and is “therefore priceless.”  The long list of defendants includes the City of New York and Kmart.

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